fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 



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A classic.



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the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.



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beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks



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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts



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crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.

Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?



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guardiansbitch:

*wipes tear* he’s come so far



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geekydemongirl:

anangelandhistractor:

fallen-angel-bedfeathers:

pancaked-fallen-angel:

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

did you say

Supernatural

It didn’t work so well for Sammy…

To be honest, dating in general never really works out for sammy.

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sh1ttt-happens:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until then, have a day.

i needed this.



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moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.



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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups



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glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever think Tony feels guilty that all those men and women were killed because he was targeted and they were ordered as soldiers to protect him? Because I do. 



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You’re all I need.


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daisyswamp:

cutie



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