It took me getting married for my sister to come out to California (not even Sac) and she’s going to spend the whole time with her friends shopping.

I’m so glad I succumbed to the will of capitalism for this


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I feel like I live in a train station

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He’s going to be like 15 mins away and it’s breaking my heart because he doesn’t want me and I’ll never see him or kiss him or fuck him again

I don’t believe in soulmates but the way my heart physically aches for him makes it feel possible


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I appreciate the concept of a receptionist but the number of calls my coworkers send to voicemail even when they’re available makes me think they should just suck it up and screen their own calls since they don’t take them anyway


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filed under: anequalopportunist personal I’m just gonna put these things here since my GC and Sweet don’t care about them

mayasaura:

mayasaura:

I’m doing my part!!

A chalkboard sign in a coffee shop with a drawing of a laurel wreath bracketing the words: "Ides of March special! Et Tu Latte - Honey, almond, and cinnamon syrups with steamed milk and espresso"ALT

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.


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starwarspissorgy:

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reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

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I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included


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furrybluewhatever:

I just learned that Jim Henson was so conflict avoidant that there was this time his lawyers were arguing and they wanted him to get involved and he said ‘nope, I’ve got to catch a flight to London’ and then he got on a plane. He did not actually have to go to London he was just trying to get away.

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I’m not even kidding when I say that one of the things that finally lit a fire under my ass when it comes to taking care of myself is learning how Jim died. It’s that wild irony that he was so concerned over not having enough time to do everything that he wanted to do that never slowing down ended up being his demise. I think most of us artists are like that, so let’s remember to take care of ourselves and remind our friends to do that too.

that is…not what happened at all.

On May 4, 1990, Henson made his last appearance with Kermit on The Arsenio Hall Show. He told people he was tired and had a sore throat. On May 13, he returned to New York and cancelled his work schedule because he was too sick to work. On May 15, at 2 AM, Henson became very short of breath and coughed up blood. He told Jane that he felt like he was dying. She said that he did not go to the hospital because he did not want to bother people. He changed his mind and was admitted to New York Hospital at 4 AM. Soon after admission, he stopped breathing and was placed on a ventilator.  On May 16 he died from toxic shock syndrome caused by infection with Streptococcus pyogenes, a germ that commonly causes strep throat, scarlet fever and rheumatic fever. Henson was infected with Streptococcus pyogenes bacteria for several days and the germ spread rapidly through his body, causing abscesses in his lungs. Then the bacteria released toxins that destroyed his kidneys, liver and heart, sending his blood pressure to zero (“shock”) and killing him. https://drmirkin.com/histories-and-mysteries/jim-henson-and-toxic-shock-syndrome.htmlALT

(my PhD is on Streptococcus pyogenes, and we hold Jim Henson’s death in the category of “it doesn’t matter how much money or access you have, modern medicine can’t beat this” same as Eric Cornell losing his left arm and shoulder)

this is why you need to treat every strep throat.

Another important contributing factor to his death was that his resistance to seeing doctors (for anything) was probably directly related to his being brought up a Christian Scientist, a sect that absolutely refuses doctors or medicine for anything. Religiously motivated child abuse can and does leave lasting effects.

Wait, that’s what my grandmother converted to in order to hide being Jewish. My mom wouldn’t get taken to a doctor unless it was absolutely necessary in the 50s. My grandmother actually had a lot of dark secrets but the Christian Science thing was really wild.


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trapny:

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Obsessed with this


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nudityandnerdery:

Just a reminder, everyone:

Don’t use the phrases of your enemies to attack them.

By which I mean, saying a man has a small dick because he’s wrong politically? Saying Elon and Trump and secretly fucking as an attack on them? It’s fucked up, don’t do it. That’s just invoking toxic masculinity and homophobia as an insult, and I don’t care if you think it’s different because you’re “using it ironically” or “just calling out their hypocrisy”- no, you aren’t calling out any hypocrisy. What you’re actually doing is just being a hypocrite.

Ironic bigotry is still bigotry, and just like you shouldn’t call Stacy Dash the n-word and you shouldn’t call Ben Shapiro antisemitic slurs- you aren’t doing either of those, right?- then you shouldn’t be calling the fascists in the oval office homophobic slurs, either.


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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

making-you-in-spore:

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i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

#the shadow on the ground showing its actually in the game is the best part

it is very much in game, here’s it being attacked by bees

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you guys can’t do this to me.


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YOURE 30???????

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

yeah I mean i’ve been posting on tumblr since 2011, I’m part of the geriatric tumblrinas

#you started blogging when I was 2

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Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

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Attached for original context

Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

I am both confused and intrigued.


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puppypresident:

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET’S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

let it be so

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brightlotusmoon:

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Car accents 🐈😺

So many different dialects

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whatcoloristhatcat:

lesbi-nyan:

eridan-ampora:

tmos-time:

eridan-ampora:

who up dinking they oiter

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you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

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black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

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